Orc Borg
Written by Grant Howitt and illustrated by ROLLINKUNZ, ORC BORG is loud, over-the-top and obnoxious. It uses the MÖRK BORG rules-set to make easy-to-run game set in the chaotic Derelict, and includes (but is not limited to):
- Everything you need to make a crazed alien warrior determined to punch their way to Armageddon
- Rules for piloting, fighting and stealing legendary Big Robots such as BANG TEN THOUSAND, MASSIVE PROBLEM, and RUST BITCH
- Two types of space magic: runic TECHNOWIZARDRY and good old-fashioned YELL PRAYERS
- A D12 weapon table we stretched out to four pages so we could draw the weapons really big
- A custom Apocalyptic Prophecy table, which is much more fun than MORK BORG’s
- Rules for playing a cyborg orc, or ORCBORG, as we call them
- Eight musical genres including PIANOHAMMER, TRASH CANNON and DRUM BASTARD
- A bestiary including bloodthirsty demons, grotty aliens, cultish humans and rival orcs
ORC BORG is printed using Pantone neon inks, which means it’s more vibrant than it has any right to be. We couldn’t be happier with how it looks and feels and we think you’ll enjoy it too.
The Neon Zine edition of ORC BORG includes ROTER ZWERG, a two-page point-crawl dungeon comprising of random encounters, a map of the Zwerg, stats for two kinds of space dwarf and two kinds of robot, as well as a lot of jokes disguised as room descriptions.
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